Panda Fuck Porn Review 57%

Fun But Freaky Idea

The second you enter PandaFuck, it becomes obvious what you are in for – sexy yet outlandish content from a bygone era. The aesthetic of it all is peak ‘00s vibes. Peak Eastern Euro porn vibes. With a very unusual panda mascot leading women to orgasms, the site’s core emphasis is on… plenty of weird stuff. Here are the key things that separate it from other masterbation sites:

• It is not that masturbatory asit’s the Panda that uses a dildo to actually nail these women;
• You get to see grown-ass teens playing with stuffed toys and just not acting their age;
• Luckily for us, Bad Dragon dildos weren’t a thing back then, so the site doesn’t lean much into the interspecies angle of it all.

Depending on your viewpoint, the whole thing could either make you chuckle, raise an eyebrow, or give you a huge hard-on. The site certainly appeals to those who want naïve yet freaky 19-year-olds and 18-year-olds in their porn.So, in short, to sum it all up, PandaFuck has a very polarizing concept and if you’re into it, you’re into it. It won’t take more than a brief visit to the main page to figure out if it’s for you.

Real Panda-monium in the Bedroom Across XXX 32 Movies

As freaky as it gets, PandaFuck offers a pretty limited range of videos – 32 movies featuring 32 different teens. The quality is not 4K by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s a serviceable high definition. The bear-lylegal babes all put in incredible performances, which makes the action all the more unmissable (if you’re, once again, into it). One should bear in mind, meanwhile, that the site no longer adds fresh content to its archive. You wouldn’t be surprised to learn that it got canned rather fast.

Are These Pandastrophic Passions Worth It? Doubtful

If you’re just dipping your toes in this fucked-up content, you can get a 3-day membership for $3.00 only. However, if you want to stick around longer, you will be asked to fork over $34.95 for one month or $59.95 for 3 months. We wouldn’t recommend the 3-month membership. Ideally, you just blast through the polarizing content in 3 days with a reasonably priced 3 buck plan.

From the content standpoint, PandaFuck clearly is not for everyone, but that’s very okay. For people who appreciate this kind of thing, this can be a hidden gem. For others, this will remain an oddity that is best left forgotten. Just buried alongside other twisted, fucked-up things from the ‘00s, like pop-punk, Paris Hilton, or stoner humor.