Massive Toons Porn Review 64%

Massive Toons is a porn site that’s gonna impress many people – especially those after assorted porn art. I haven’t yet been inside it but its outside looks fine. It’s not as cool as those HD porn sites that the Internet is looming with at the moment, which is actually not that bad as it resembles one of them amateurish porn collections that often prove to be much better than professional resources. Well, can’t wait to see if it’s going to be one of those cases.

The very front page of Massive Toons points at the fact that this resource is anything but narrow- niched quite vividly. Even though most the pics exposed here are anime and hentai ones, I managed to spot some of them more Western XXX cartoons as well there. Plus, that text box right under the site’s logo lists all the niches that Massive Toons covers and… Damn, they are countless and so diverse. Schoolgirls, monster sex, cumshot, classic hentai, fetish sex and so and so on – right, Massive Toons really looks like it’s gonna keep us all entertained. But looks are never enough for me – let’s head on into the Members area.

The collection of Massive Toons is probably not exclusive – its enormous diversity is something that points at that fact pretty vividly. But the diversity is cool – what it brings about is an immensely wide selection of scenes. 280 picture galleries showing them ‘More Western’ porn toons, 13 anime/ toon DVDs (containing 15 full-time movies, as far as I understand), 17,902 anime/toon pics in 804 galleries… Shite, that’s a lot. Well, a lot of pics, in the end of the day as the videos are hardly offered here.

Before you even get to see Massive Toons’ own collection, you will be offered to lay your hands on a wide variety of bonus sites – at least 20 of them being dedicated to drawn/animated porn content. Holy crap, that means that you will finally get your hunger for porn art satisfied here, perhaps – even if Massive Toons and its massive collection are not enough for you, there will be 20 more. Bet that you will like them. Need a break from the drawn stuff? There will be 53 reality porn sites for you to lay your hands on. Real chicks getting their real pussies drilled oh so hard… That’s not bad. I don’t mind that for dessert. What about you? Hey, and there are also 107 ‘network channels’, which are additional porn sites. Damn, that’s totally stunning.

When I was leafing through the scenes, I was actually surprised to see that Massive Toons offered 720x540Px WMV videos, which is quite an impressing showing for a non-exclusive porn site. No, I don’t mean to underestimate Massive Toons or anything – it’s just that drawn porn resources that don’t care about drawing their own stuff rarely turn out to be offering something that good. So I downloaded it, played it and… Yeah, everything cleared out. The video was a 640x480Px one with the bitrate of 2090Kbps. Cheaters! The pics also sport rather average quality of 1024x741Px. Well, whatever. Content quality is probably not one of Massive Toons’ strongest features.

In spite of being so big, Massive Toons still turns out to be getting updated regularly, which is good. The updates are not appearing here too often – just weekly, which is not so good. But that’s not bad – anyway, Massive Toons is massive enough even without them.

Did Massive Toons manage to impress me much? Hmm, I wouldn’t say so. In most of respects it’s pretty ordinary. But it has got a big collection of content and a totally enormous selection of bonuses, so it’s definitely going to find some fans – even among the readers at this site, perhaps.