Epic Handjobs Porn Review 50%

Handy Dandy Good Timey

Alright, let’s talk about EpicHandjobs – a name so straightforward it doesn’t even leave room for imagination. This site means business. They’ve got handjobs. And they are epic.

So, it’s all about, well, hands on deck. Don’t let the name fool you, though – while the hand action is the main course here, they sprinkle in a bit of oral and tit-based extracurriculars for variety. This site is part of the KickAss network, which is known for getting more than a little spicy, but EpicHandjobs keeps things on the more “wholesome” side of kinks, believe it or not. Yeah, wholesome handjobs – never thought we’d say that, but here we are. If you’re a fan of this particular fetish, buckle up, because this handy review will get into the sticky details below.

Content at Hand – 22+ HJ XXX Movies

Sadly for you and I, EpicHandjobs isn’t exactly overflowing with videos – it’s sitting on a tidy little library of 22 videos and 44 photo galleries. It’s like your buddy who only owns five DVDs but insists they’re all real fucking classics. You know who you are! Anyway, the videos can be streamed or downloaded (no DRM hassles, thank God), and while the resolution maxes out at 640×480 – it’s no 4K experience, folks – it works for what it is. The photo galleries, though? Not bad! Not bad at all! They go up to 1500×1500 resolution, and you can even download them in bulk as nice little ZIP files. Updates, however, are a mixed bag. They used to drop weekly; but they don’t drop at all!

The theme is clear as day; this is for folks into some serious hand-loving action. The POV-style videos are immersive, so it’s like the soft, sexy hands of these ladies are, you know, “right there.” And while there are some familiar touches like blowjobs and the occasional tittyjob, the star of the show is always the hands. Popular categories? Well, if hands are your favorite thing, the whole site is your favorite category. Don’t expect too many wild or rare kinks here.

Hands-On Navigation Experience

Navigating EpicHandjobs is pretty straightforward, and that’s a good thing. No fancy bells or confusing whistles here – you get a decent filter setup and a functional search bar. Want to find that one special video with your second-favorite kind of hand motion? Yeah, it’ll get the job done.

On mobile, the site’s experience is alright, but not exactly award-winning stuff. It’s functional, lets you stream and browse without a hitch, but it feels a bit dated – kind of like using your old flip phone in a world of smartphones. As for the site’s aesthetics? Sure, it’s clean, simple, and does its job – nothing to write home about.

How Much Money Will You Need to Hand Out?

Here’s the breakdown: a one-month subscription costs $19.95, with discounts if you commit longer. Take a look:

• $29.95 / 2 months;
• $39.96 / 3 months;
• $69.95 / 6 months.

Truth be told, not too shabby for the kickass access to the KickAss network, considering you get to explore 17 more sites. Payment methods are your standard options – credit card, PayPal – and you can pay through reliable billers like CCBill, Epoch, and Segpay. But don’t be looking for discounts or promotions here, because there aren’t any. Nope, this is a full-price kind of operation.

Who Wants This?

So, who’s EpicHandjobs for? Easy – it’s for people whose kink falls firmly into the handjob category. If that’s your jam, this is your shrine. Bonus points if you’re into genuinely immersive POV-style content and enjoy some light extra elements like a healthy bit of oral here and there. Don’t come in expecting the hardcore stuff, though; this stays in its lane.

Final Handshake

At the end of the day, EpicHandjobs is a niche site that knows its audience. For $19.95 a month, you’re paying for access to a small but solid collection of videos and photos – and let’s not forget those hands! To borrow a phrase from this site’s time – it’s more of an EPIC WIN than an EPIC FAIL.