Hardcore Smoothies Porn Review 79%

When I first saw the name of the site I’m to review tonight, I was, like, hmm, “Hardcore Smoothies”… Probably has got something to do with girls that prefer to keep their pussies shaven clean all the time, right? However, when I finally saw what this site was actually offering – oh boy, I was just astounded! If you love real kinky action, then this site is for you – what it offers to you is one of the most special sexual fetishes that I have ever seen!

Basically, what you will see at Hardcore Smoothies has got much in common with enema action. However, what the models get pumped into their assholes and pussies here ain’t got anything to do with mild laxative. They use those tight little orifices of theirs to mix drinks! Milk, fruit puree, chocolate syrup, cream – they make real smoothies inside of themselves, pouring the sticky liquid into their holes spread by speculums and… Well, what follows this stuff is even better. When the preparation is over, the girls simply release the smoothies mixed with their fragrant natural juices – and drink them! Boy, that must be yummy!

When I was leafing through the free tour pages here at Hardcore Smoothies, I couldn’t stop thinking about one thing. I couldn’t stop thinking about the size of this site’s collection! You know, when you focus on such rare stuff, you never shoot too much of it… Fortunately, Hardcore Smoothies is not that bad at all – it’s been 10 months since the moment it was launched and it has already got 37 full-time scenes to offer you, each comprising a video and a good deal of pics and screencaps.

What is also cool about Hardcore Smoothies is that this site is one of those where you can actually see that the content it supplies is 100% exclusive – see it with the naked eye, I mean. Who else would be creative enough to shoot such crazy shit after all? Exclusiveness brings about higher quality – those smoothies will be getting mixed right in front of your very eyes, all on top-quality true HD video with the frame size of 1920x1080Px and the bitrate of 7400Kbps. I wouldn’t say that 1136x852Px pics are as stunning – but their clarity hardly leaves anything to be desired, that’s for sure.

Talking about the updating schedule here at this one… Well, I’m perfectly alright with weekly releases coming out on Saturdays – and what about you? The list of upcoming updates covers the whole next three weeks, which makes me feel really confident about the future of Hardcore Smoothies. This site will continue developing – and it’s so cool!

Alright, you think you have already seen the best that Hardcore Smoothies can offer you? Come on, buddy, you haven’t even been inside this site’s Bonus area yet! This is where you are going to get a lot of things – 7 sites stacked with amazing high-quality content and belonging to the same network being the most vivid example, probably. That’s not all yet though, for sure – the list of bonuses also included 5,000+ all-niche porn DVDs and tons of streamline video feeds in the hottest porn niches (mostly mainstream though). Oh yeah, there’s also a real IP adult TV there as well. Believe it or not, but you will get it all for free – in addition to your membership at Hardcore Smoothies.

A great site with a great (though a fucking crazy) concept behind it, great quality of pics and video, a great network and a great variety of bonuses… Okay, I’m using the word “great” a little too frequently in this conclusion, as you can see – but that’s the way I feel about Hardcore Smoothies! Sorry, just can’t help it.