Massage Parlor Porn Review 68%

Massage Parlor
By admintemp 2022-11-09

Membership Price:

  • $2.95 for Trial recurring (3 days)
  • $19.95 for Monthly recurring
  • $143.4 for Year recurring

Pros

  • Amazing library
  • Variety of pleasures for genre fans
  • High-resolution scenes

Cons

  • No updates since 2014

Massage Parlor GIves Credit for What Is Done Right

As far as sexual activities go, handjobs are very underrated. Everyone who has ever received one can attest to that. Sometimes you don’t want to bury your dick in that pussy, sometimes you don’t want to thrust or do anything, sometimes you just want to get a handy and cum like you deserve to cum. So, it’s borderline criminal that mainstream porn movies treat handjobs as nothing more than a source of titillation during foreplay. Sure, some of the few that actually give HJs the attention they deserve can be exciting, BUT, for the most part, it’s all about getting a boner, getting all that stiffness, then just whacking off for a few minutes before moving on to something that looks more dynamic on camera. Whatever the fuck that might be. Massage Parlor, as a website, doesn’t have that same problem – they treat handjobs with respect and enthusiasm. By giving credit where credit is due, giving credit for what they do right, and giving credit to the people who actually do the work, they have created a model that other sites will soon follow. Other HJ-centric websites that is.

Anyways, are there any other qualities, aside from being very HJ-focused that will surely attract viewers and visitors? Of course there are! There are many things that will probably blow your mind since you’re not used to content/experience that is a cut above all else. For instance, there’s the fact that this website strives to cover just about every niche you can imagine with its massage-themed porno movies. Even anal fingering is not off the table when it comes to their content. Most likely a simple HJ with a pretty girl is an automatic hit, but they always make sure to spice things up by mixing and matching different combos with absolutely delicious, experimentation-friendly men and women. It’s a winning combination that makes for one hell of an amazing massage parlor.

No New Videos in the Foreseeable Future

There are over 310 videos available at present. The last scene was released in 2014, so you can’t really expect new ones to be made anytime soon, at least not the ones that will be released under the old banner. The scenes were recorded almost ten years ago, so some of them are not as high-def as you want them to be, but that does NOT diminish their hotness. They are sill incredible in many different ways, so you gotta check them out and treat yourself to a little sexy time with great handjob performers.

The design and navigation are amazingly well done, with each and every section having a distinct look and feel. There are clearly defined categories under the Video Area, so you can easily find the video that meets your requirements. You can rate both the videos and the massage therapist hotties. In general, as far as user experience goes, this site deserves a great deal of credit. It’s relatively well-optimized and has a very quick load time. The videos are of good quality, especially if you are looking for Full-HD content.


Dirty Women Doing Their Absolute Best

Dirty Women Doing Their Absolute Best

As always, it’s very important to talk about the roster. The selection of women that the site offers is as amazing as their selection of men. They all come with their own particular brand of personality and you are sure to fall in love with almost every hotter that chooses to take matters into her own hands. You know, as a handjob expert. The two women that really deserve a special shout-out are Dani Jensen and Dakota Skye. The first one dominated the screen with her energetic yet mysterious sexuality and she was so easy on the eyes that you will end up loving her already. Her small bust and sexy long legs were major assets that made her scene one of the earliest hits.

The late and great Dakota Skye was placed in a totally different situation. She had to outperform the more experienced Janet Mason. Their FFM threesome scene was a revelation. One of the earliest scenes that helped put Dakota on the map. The zeal with which she went about the task gave her a confidence that no one ever can truly know. The confidence came through in her entire performance, and you couldn’t help but get hooked on her!

admintemp
admintemp — expert reviewer.
Honest reviews based on real experience.

Total rating:

68%
Quality of Content ?
15/20
Amount ?
11/20
Updates ?
2/15
Usability ?
15/15
Reviewer Opinion ?
15/15
Extras ?
10/15

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