Russian Mistress Porn Review 60%

Femdom Fetish, Punishment, and Lots More

If you choose to open the site before reading the review, be sure to IGNORE the ugly design. The content is great, so just read on!

Russian-Mistress is a site, you know, for folks who like a certain type of… instruction. The premise, as we understand it, is that if you’re the kind of fellow who enjoys being told what to do, you might as well be told what to do by a stern-looking, gorgeous woman from Russia. The head of the whole operation is (was?) a woman named Mistress Elena, who apparently started this whole thing over 25 years ago. A real pioneer, huh?

Anyway, Elena the Great is not the one featured in the videos. She’s got other women working with her, other mistresses, who all seem to actually enjoy the work. You can always tell when femdom is half-assed since then women aren’t naturally dominant or don’t have a cruel bone in their bodies. With this site, it’s different. These gals are genuine sadists and they CLEARLY get off on making a fella feel about two feet tall.

In their quest to spread the lust for female supremacy, the girls go through various methods. Spanking, foot worship, role play, trampling, whipping, sissification, bondage… you just name it. The only catch is, all the talking is in Russian. So you won’t understand a word they’re saying. But we suppose when a woman is stepping on your privates, the tone of voice gets the point across just fine. Also, the videos are subtitled, it’s not that big of a deal if you’re willing to read.

What’s Actually On There

Well, they’ve got a lot of stuff. The stats say there are 141 different women and 338 different scenes. That seems like a lot. They add new things a few times a year, which isn’t exactly a breakneck pace, but when you have 338 ways to be humiliated, so you don’t need to be in a hurry.

The pictures and videos look fine. They’re clear. Some of the newer ones are in Full HD. So if you’ve ever wanted to see the individual pores on a boot heel coming directly for your face in high definition, your ship has come in.

The main theme is, of course, that the woman is in charge and you are not. It’s a simple premise. They seem to stick to it while covering a huge list of adjacent kinks. None of the stuff feels repetitive and each scene is hot. We cannot stress this enough – the action is white-freakin’-hot.

Like Traveling Across Russia with No Map?

The website itself looks like it was built around the same time Mistress Elena started the business. It’s not fancy. It’s very, very dated. There’s no search button. You can’t type in “sissification” and see what pops up. You just sort of… wander around. They don’t have categories, but the site does work on your phone, which is good.

When you first enter, they have 6 links in the top menu and you notice that they have this thing called a “Guest Book.” A guest book. On a website. Haven’t seen one of those since my aunt’s GeoCities page for her ceramic owl collection! You can leave a comment there. Guess you could write, “Had a lovely time being tormented, the verbal abuse was first-rate, will definitely be smothered again.” Five stars.

Even streaming and downloads have their own quirks. For example, the older scenes are split into smaller scenes to make the dial-up people happy. The site does not have a built-in player for streaming, but you CAN stream videos if you click on the direct file link to open it in a new tab. It’s a lot.

Costs of Kinks

It costs money, of course. Nothing in this life is free, especially not the privilege of having a stranger yell at you in a language you don’t understand. It’s 35 bucks for a month. Or $50 for two months, which is a better deal if you’re a long-term planner in your degradation. For $70, you get this site and 4 others. It’s like a bundle pack of femdom content from Mother Russia (Mommy Russia?).

All in all, we think it’s great value, through and through. Sure, it may be pricier, but the content is hot enough to warrant at least 1- or 2-months’ worth of money.

Is It Safe?

They take a credit card. That’s about the long and short of it. You type your numbers into the little box and hope for the best. The site has that little lock symbol, which is good, it’s secure. It means the Russians who run the site aren’t going to send your information straight to their fugly little dictator!

What’s disappointing is that they don’t take PayPal or crypto. Just the regular card. The bill just says something boring, so your wife won’t see “RUSSIANMISTRESS.COM” on the statement, which is a nice touch. A discreet beating is better than a public one. Also, it’s fairly easy to cancel via a special CCBill link.

Who This Is For?

We think this site is for a very specific person. This person likes a certain kind of woman, a certain kind of dynamic, and has a certain tolerance for pain and shame. It’s not for everybody. It’s probably not for most people.

But if you’re one of those people, we’d say it’s very good. Is it worth the price? For a month – yes. For two – still yes. For a year? Well, if you’re the type of fella who gets a seventy-dollar value out of a woman telling you to lick her boot in Russian, then we’d say yes again.

Cold War of Femdom Sites

Now, as we usually do, we are going to compare this site to some other places!

• There’s one called Divine Bitches. That’s a name. That site is all polished and modern, like a fancy car. Lots of categories, lots of search stuff. It’s more expensive, though. And it feels… I don’t know… professional. Russian Mistress feels more like you wandered into a very specific basement in Moscow. It’s got less sheen but maybe more authenticity.
• Then there’s Club Dom. Huge library. Thousands of videos. Updates all the time. Russian Mistress can’t compete on volume. But Club Dom is like a big-box store. Russian Mistress is that weird little shop with one very specific thing it sells. It’s not better or worse, just different. It’s for a different customer.